I’m not quite ready to release the latest edition of the Roderick Reed Book of Familiar Quotations, but to those of you familiar with the work, I wanted to provide you with a sneak peek into the upcoming book. Enjoy…
“Well, if you really want to be picky about it, the anus is on him to apologize.” (If he did say that, the onus would be on him to apologize… a lot!)
“I just feel like my lips are tied behind my back here.”
“This food is great! You could open up a restaurant and call it the Man Hole. I’d eat there a lot…”
In response to a candidate whose friend just had a lung transplant… “That sucks.”
“I don’t want to spit uphill in the wind.” (A nice combination spitting into the wind and peeing uphill)
“A bird in the hand gathers no stones.” (???)
“Tom, you are a gluten for punishment.” (I’m a glutton for gluten!)
“I knew that from second one street.” (That’s even quicker than Day One on Jump Street)
“A pot that’s watched never comes to those who wait.”
